Camel??? No! MOOSE of Doom!

HAIL MOOSE! During a recent Latin excursion into the frozen wastelands of the Yukon... Two unlucky travelers stumbled upon something which will plague their nightmares for years to come.

The Moose of DOOM Known to hide out under mounds of clothes in the closet, inside boxes of cold pizza, and even inside sealed soup cans labeled "Moose of Doom," it has puzzled ancient cultures and confounded modern science. Where is it now? No one knows...